I am not the in-house expert on today's subject matter but I had to start the blog out this way because it's fucking hilarious. And if you don't think misogyny and sexism are hysterical, you're obviously not the caliber of person it takes to hold such genius that Betty Rocks and I share.
You'll know when Betty Rocks is blogging as there will be spelling errors, typos, and grammatical errors intended to set off your OCD. Maryland Public Schools, job well done.
So be prepared for the most highly evolved close minded tirades brought to you by Blogger care of Google!! Keep in mind I will chastise Betty for the colored jokes as those will actually get someone killed. Mostly her.
You hear that Betty? No colored jokes...
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Ahem, catchy title HOWEVER. I'm pretty sure you are close enough to be an "in house" expert as per 2 of your girlfriends have gotten matching tats when dating for under 4 months... wasnt your tat with lara done in the first WEEK of dating? hmm so i'm pretty sure you are close enough to be a KEY expert!! So in conclusion you ARE right... you are VERY "pretty when 'you' lie"
so shove it swine!
similar tattoo's YES... but i have yet to get a NAME on me DEAR... a NAME is where i am no expert.
come on, it's hilarious.
swino.
I still don't get it. How do you do it? I've had my girl's name on my arm for two years.She won't do it for me. Help.
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